- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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