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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a black man? A person

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Who wants $300? Me too.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Sex education in Texas.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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