- Anti Joke

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.