- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

nothing

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.