- Anti Joke

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why can't jokes spit?

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.