A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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