Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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lets bomb africa

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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