Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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