"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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PICKLES

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Anti Joke

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