Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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