- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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