Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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