- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

An anti-joke

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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