What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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