Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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call me maybe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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