- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

I literally died laughing

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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