You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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