- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

poopy is poopy

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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