A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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