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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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