Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I don't get it

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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