Good job, son.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Pickle

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Wenis Penis

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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