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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

identical jokes get different votes.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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