- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A man walks into a bar

Good job, son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Pickle

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A mormon walks into a bar.

Wenis Penis

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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