- Anti Joke

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator