- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Sloths

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Michael Brown

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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