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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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