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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Women's rights

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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