Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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