- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's 9+10 Ebola

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

This is an anti- joke

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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