- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

i just wrote this so hard

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??