- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

woman's rights

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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