- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A pope meets another one

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Sarah Palin.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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