Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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