Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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the redsox

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Who is it?

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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