Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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