- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

how do you win a game try your best

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Your sex life.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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