- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

white or wheat? wheat please.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

matt is fat

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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