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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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