What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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