- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Nickelback.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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