Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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