- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

You know whats annoying? Steve

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

dat shoe shine tho

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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