Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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