- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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