- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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