Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Boob

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

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