- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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