- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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