do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

learn. advance!

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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