- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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