HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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