the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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