- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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