Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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knock knock go away

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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