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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what's black and can't swim?

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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