Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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