Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What is 9+10? 19

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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