- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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