- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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