- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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