A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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