- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

YOLO You only like Oreos

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

can you pass the soap?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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