- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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