- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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