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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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mexicans fishing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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