- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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