- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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