- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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