- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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