haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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hi jonny

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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