It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

roses are red poo is poo

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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