Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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read me write me

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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womens rights.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Kevin and Ramin

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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