- Anti Joke

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What stops a train? A missile

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive