- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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