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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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