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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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