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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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