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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I am a mime

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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