Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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