What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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