- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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