- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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