Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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