what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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