Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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