- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

knock knock come in

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Oh my God! A talking dog!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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