Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Read a Book.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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