Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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