a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Equal rights!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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