- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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