- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Dead girls can't say no.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Go away still nothing to see

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Once upon a time, The end.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??