- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

i like turtles

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Your Mom The End.

Women's Rights

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

i found waldo.

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